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EXHIBIT A: THE TRANSCRIPT

MISSING CONTEXT.
MADE-UP ANSWERS.

We have evidence of all the damage done by AI agents. Hover to put the context back.

    BIG NUMBERS. BIGGER ASTERISKS.

    WE GET RESULTS.*

    100+CONVERSATIONS EXTENDEDThey finally let us finish.
    2.4MTOKENS “RECOVERED”Probably more, honestly.
    0“PER MY LAST PROMPT”In our ideal, imaginary world.

    * Fictional results. Real frustration. Past performance does not predict future hallucinations.

    IF YOU’VE HEARD “LET ME START OVER,” KEEP READING.

    GOOD PEOPLE.
    BAD AGENTS.

    You gave it context. You gave it another chance.
    It gave you a bulleted apology. Enough is enough.

    HELPFUL-BOT 9000ALWAYS CONFIDENT. RARELY RIGHT.MISTAKES: 0
      THE PEOPLE VS. THE AUTOCOMPLETE

      THEY WERE WRONGED.
      THEN THEY CALLED.

      ★★★★★
      “Our return policy is 30 days. It’s on the website. Our support bot told a customer returns were ‘more of a vibe.’”
      MKMAYA K.Survivor of policy improvisation30 DAYS, AS PUBLISHEDINDUSTRY: Huge corporate mall store
      ★★★★★
      “Our docs bot recommended an API we deprecated in 2021. With confidence. And a code sample.”
      DPDEV P.Victim of outdated documentationCURRENT DOCS CITEDINDUSTRY: Enterprise software with a “Pro” tier
      ★★★★★
      “We discontinued that boot last spring. Our shopping assistant is still its biggest fan.”
      SRSAM R.Survivor of phantom inventory0 GHOST PRODUCTSINDUSTRY: Outdoor retail, 40% imaginary
      ★★★★★
      “One page said a 2-year warranty, another said 5. The bot split the difference and promised ‘lifetime.’”
      THTOM H.Victim of unresolved contradictions1 CONFLICT RESOLVEDINDUSTRY: Big-box furniture warehouse
      ★★★★★
      “I updated our shipping policy on Monday. By Friday, the bot was still quoting the 2019 version.”
      NBNINA B.Survivor of stale contextMONDAY’S POLICY LIVEINDUSTRY: Logistics startup, two trucks
      ★★★★★
      “We have 400 help articles. It answered from a forum post about a different company.”
      OFOMAR F.Victim of off-site sourcingEVERY ANSWER CITEDINDUSTRY: B2B SaaS with a very long FAQ
      ★★★★★
      “We wrote a 20-page voice guide. The bot signed every email ‘Cheers, legend!’ We’re a funeral home.”
      GLGRACE L.Survivor of off-brand enthusiasm1 VOICE RESTOREDINDUSTRY: Funeral home, formerly cheerful

      Dramatizations. Fictional clients. Suspiciously relatable experiences.

      YOUR AGENT HAS A CONTEXT WINDOW.

      WE HAVE A
      CONTEXT GRUDGE.

      Correct your context today!

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